Be sure to bring your APO stories to share. We’ll sit around the campfire (figuratively) with the “Story Tellin’ Hat” on Saturday night and relive some of our “greatest hits” which I’m sure will include half-truths and flat out lies.
Some of our fondest APO Memories!
- Guy Hoffman should either be filtered or fixed
- Accommodations were very “smelly” (Another reference to Guy)
- How do I stop this process? (Use your best Joe Rosko voice)
- Having Jeff Tuttle cook for us was great. I could do that every night
- Threve
- Please bring a plunger/auger for Mike’s room I only come on this trip for the Spooning
- Hey Richie, get me a Gingy Lingy!
- I need more COW BELL!!
- This one was taken from the suggestions on meals for next year – “See above. I also think we should have salad night so we all can get regular again. Eating and drinking as much as I did took a toll on my colon ;-).”
- BDub give so much “Vodka” to Mike so he forget which team he played
for. - Up until the last day the trip was a 7 (out of 5)….the drive home sucked
rotten eggs. - Sure do miss Eye-talian night but this year’s menu was fantastic!!!
- Team Vodka are cheaters.
- “BIG DRINKERS” talk more than drink. – Anonymous (JRFB)
- I’ve got a new tattoo; it’s a rusty bullet hole. Wanna see it?
- (This was also very popular in 2008) It’s like a penis, only smaller. Wait, that was just in our room.
- With regard to whether this player would participate next year – “Probably – Guy was a little “handsy” and gaseous.” With regard to evening entertainment – “I didn’t think the trip could get any better. But having entertainment on Monday night adds yet another reason why this is the “can’t miss” event of the year.”
- And, perhaps the finest suggestion EVER posted on the APO Survey – “I think next year we should institute “Joe Rosko Crisco Night” – What happens is we coat Joe in Crisco, put him in the pool naked. First one to hold on to him for 8 seconds or more without him slipping away wins… It’s a new take on Hungarian rodeo.”
- For 2008, please insert the story of Richie and I witnessing the birth of Capt. Calgon (Mike taking a bath)
- Richie’s Italian monologues.
- Please tell me your opinion of the food at this year’s APO: Green olives
were missing during Italian fest. Further, an Italian lady with a moustache and hairy underarms serving the meal would have been more appropriate. (Let’s see, “moustache”, “hairy underarms” and even an “Italian accent”…sounds like R-Ichie to me?). - I propose one new game: if Bdubs shoots between 70 and 125 Bdub vins the money; even if he is da cheet-are.
- Additional comments, questions, bitches or gripes: “Mike snores. Mike
doesn’t cuddle like he used to. Mike smells. But he does run like a
gazelle down the hall in a bathing suit while carrying beer!!!”